from now on my penis is your penis
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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