Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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