Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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