I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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