problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Well I just put wine in my tea
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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