So drunk, too bad you don't want this
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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