will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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