One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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