can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I am one with the molecules
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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