why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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