Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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