remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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