haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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