you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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