I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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