Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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