Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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