i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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