with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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