Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I want to make a zoo with you.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Randomize
