Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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