I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
