I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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