plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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