I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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