he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I look excited, but its just a facade.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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