So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am midnight drunk by noon
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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