just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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