if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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