Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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