8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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