Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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