Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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