i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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