try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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