Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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