It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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