Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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