i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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