real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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