I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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