I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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