brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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