Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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