hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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