i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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