He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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