As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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