he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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