btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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