i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
