The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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