i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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