You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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