But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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